I'm Patrick, I live in (south) Brooklyn and this is my blog. You ought to seriously consider giving me all of your money or, at the very least, a significant portion of it. I will preemptively fill out my taxes accordingly. My qualifications are relatively small and my resume is really a wishlist but I promise, I will use my newfound powers for good and not evil. Thank you in advance and please note that I do not accept bills lower than $50.
